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May 26, 2004
Abu Ghraib: The Untold Story
PLAY: Abu Ghraib: The Untold Story
snippet: "There. This feels so liberating."
time: 3:04; specs: 2.8 MB mp3
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Scoop! Who can turn the world on with her smile? Brace yourself, loyal listener, for the shocking answer lies just ahead.
At great personal risk, MVRT has recently obtained the tape the Liberal Media doesn't want you to hear -- the tape that proves once and for all that conditions inside the notorious Abu Ghraib "prison" weren't exactly the "nightmare" Cronkite and his cronies would have you "believe." And we have the proof!
Herewith, the shocking story behind the photos -- a tale told by goof-offs, steeped in hi-jinks, packed with end-to-end madcap mayhem, and all recorded in front of a live studio audience.
Warning: Not really all that surprisingly, this segment is rated “Yikes.” And I think I speak for everyone when I say how very disappointed we are to find you still here, still reading this opening text, pondering whether or not to go ahead and play the file. Shame on you. Shame! (Note: This Creep-edy™ feature is rated "Yikes.")
Wow. (long pause) wow.
I'm speechless.
Which is probably a very bad thing for a posting.
All I can say is, that's terrifying and funny.
Excellent! A very special episode.
Posted by: Captain Marsupial at May 26, 2004 04:25 AMlike a club med with iron bars and torture.
offensive and funny, my favorite combination.
"There is no such thing as a little freedom. Either you are all free, or you are not free."
--Walter Cronkite...or, Walter, you are not free, and naked, bound and tortured. wonder if you know who experienced this with skull and crossbones.
"Stone walls do not a prison make,
Nor iron bars a cage;
Minds innocent and quiet take
That for an hermitage;
If I have freedom in my love,
And in my soul am free,
Angels alone that soar above
Enjoy such liberty."
Richard Lovelace (1618–1657?), To Althea from Prison, iv.
it's funny because it's 'true'.
Posted by: other dan at May 27, 2004 10:27 AMYikes indeed. But I wasn't pondering. I was wondering when the hell you were going to shut up and let me get to the audio.
Now you are going to hell!
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