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PLAY: Welcome to the City of Wetumpka
time: 1:45; specs: 1.6 MB mp3
written and performed by: Rodney K.; music: Cecil Vortex
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Once in a very long while, a poem comes along that completely changes your opinion of Wetumpka. The way you think about Wetumpka. What you picture when you picture Wetumpka. This is such a poem.
Wetumpka, no ordinary city. "Christmas on the Coosa. 'Rumble Days.' Replica of Stonehenge." Replica of Stonehenge? Yes. Replica of Stonehenge.
Next stop: Wetumpka. Poke around. Tap your toes. Enjoy. And as ever: watch the skies, -CV
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ahh, small town america, where small town mindedness is revered like soap on a rope.
on the wetumpka web site:
"Wetumpka is a great place to browse via the world wide web...and an even greater place to be in real life."
wow, greater in real life?! i'm hopping a train today.
kate jackson was born in alabama, and she really was the best charlie's angel.