August 2004 Archives

PLAY: Not Cool
snippet: "Hey Look! Over there! It's those two chipmunks -- from the cartoons!"
time: 1:58; specs: (just barely!) 1.8 MB mp3

script and music: Cecil Vortex; cast: Christian Crumlish, Eileen Dahl, Bee Nisbet, M. Smith

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Tom and Kate have the whole day off. "Let's go to the amusement park!" says Kate. "Great idea!" says Tom. They just love roller coasters.

Uh oh! Somebody forgot to bring an extra pair of clothes. That wasn't very smart.

Come join our heroes on the fairground of life as they learn that some times, a day at the park, isn't really a day at the park. Metaphorically speaking. (Please note: Not Cool is rated "Yikes." You must be this tall to take this ride.)

Enjoy! -CV

PLAY: The Lotus Eaters
time: 1:40; specs: 1.5 MB mp3
written and performed by: Dan Mummert; music: Cecil Vortex

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Excuse me -- is that the bell? Why, I think it is! Someone's at the door, making a "house call." Could it be? Yes! Huzzah! A poet! And not just any poet -- it's Dan Mummert, dropping by (back-up band in tow, no less) to take you deep into a lettuce-free salad, surrounded by Greeks in languid recline. "Relax it meant. Here, sit." And enjoy. -CV