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PLAY: The New Sun
snippet: "Excuse me, ladies. Have you checked out the New Sun?"
time: 3:39; specs: 3.4 mb mp3
And as a special bonus for all you early adopters:
PLAY: Return to the Island of the New Sun
snippet: "There’s no point in running."
time: 1:03; specs: 992K mp3
script/music: Cecil Vortex; cast: Bill Cassel, Eileen Dahl, EB, Kevin Hamric, Tony Jonick, K. Smith
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Welcome to the first ever official installment of Monkey Vortex Radio Theater, originally recorded way back in April of 2004. Those were heady times. Heady.
We launch with The New Sun, an example of an all-new, highly experimental genre we've been developing in an otherwise altogether unimpressive sector of our state-of-the-art, fusion-powered MVRT facilities.
We call this genre: "Creep-edy™." One part comedy. One part just plain creepy. Enjoy! -CV
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The goggles! They do nothing!
For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky!
If a posting falls in a forest will it have spots?
I play with my monkey, but it's nothing like this. Rock on Monkey Vortex.
Or better yet, Rock on, Monkay Vortex....
don't put salt in my eyes...
don't put salt in my eyes...
don't put salt in my eyes...
look directly into the new sun.